Degrees of winter:
18C: Hawaiians are taking two blankets into the bed.
10C: Citizens of Helsinki are switching heating systems off.
Russians are growing flowers
2C: Italian cars don't start.
0C: Distilled water freezes.
-1C: Human breath can be seen.
Russians are eating ice cream and drinking cold beer.
-4C: Your dog tries to get into your bed.
-10C: French cars don't start.
-12C: Politicians start to talk about homeless people.
-15C: American cars don't start.
-18C: Citizens of Helsinki are switching heating systems on.
Hawaiians are already frozen.
-20C: Human breath can be heard.
-24C: German cars don't start.
-29C: Your dog tries to get under your pyjamas.
Japanese cars don't start.
-30C: No ordinary, neither Russian cars start.
-39C: Boiling atmosphere at the Congress freezes.
Russians are buttoning up their shirts.
-50C: Your car tries to get into your bed.
-60C: Citizens of Helsinki freeze.
Seals leave Greenland and move to south.
-70C: The hell freezes.
Kuzneck University organizes cross-country running contest.
-72C: The lawyers put their hands into their own pockets.
-75C: Santa Claus leaves the Arctic Circle.
-120C: Alcohol freezes, Russian is pissed off.
-268C: Helium freezes.
-273.15C: Absolute zero. Motion of elementary particles stops. Russian, chewing frozen vodka, hesitantly admits that "it's freaking cold".
Well... maybe not!!!
